love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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do you ever forget that you’re a real person

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im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."

Haiku by l.s.f.    (via saintofsass)

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